"Twenty-year-old kid. 200 billion dollar company. What was dad thinking?"
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
Biked to lost lake and was pleasantly surprised to find this on the park bench.
"I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse."
Words I think we need
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.